There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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