just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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