Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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