We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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