That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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