I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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Are we still banned from the library?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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