no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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