Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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