Christians are straight up FREAKS
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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