The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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