I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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