Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
