She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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