Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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