i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the condom got lost in my hair
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
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