It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
A bitchslap is in order.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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