if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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