have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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