how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I said "one day" and that day is not today
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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