You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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