All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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