She went from zero to smokin in five shots
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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