I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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