careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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