Your mouth is God's brothel.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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