i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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