Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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