Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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