He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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