I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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