They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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