So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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