As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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