porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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