But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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