I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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