Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
where are my eyebrows?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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