How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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