I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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