I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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