fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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