Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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