Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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