i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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