Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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