Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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