Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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