i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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