on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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