I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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