I wanna bring you to show and tell
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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