i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
this will be a night to untag.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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