Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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