did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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