Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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