do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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