is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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